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Post Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:28 pm

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"My future is going to be different. From now on, call me Big Boss." - Big Boss, MGS: Peace Walker
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Post Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:02 pm

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"Calm down Doctor! Now is not the time for fear... That comes later." -Bane
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Post Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:13 pm

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"What happens if I take off that mask?" "I imagine it would be excruciatingly painful" "well now big gu-" "for you." - Bane
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Post Sun Jul 29, 2012 12:03 pm

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"See, I don't mind talking to myself. It's when you start to cut me out of the conversation that I get a little concerned." - The Toymaker, Spy Kids 3D: Game Over
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Post Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:44 pm

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"My ass has a lot of moments and it doesn't have it's own TV show" -Toby Turner

"Gavin is a fucking idiot"- Michael from RoosterTeeth.

"WHY WOULD I FLIP MY SHIT ABOUT THAT? [...] WELL WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS. HERE IS MY SHIT, AND YET IT REMAINS UNFLIPPED. JUST SITTING THERE ON THE SKILLET, GETTING BURNED ON ONE SIDE. IT'S A MIRACLE." -Karkat Vantas on Sollux setting him up to play SBURB.

"MIRACLES ARE LIKE POOP STAINS ON GOD'S UNDERWEAR, THAT'S WHY HE HIDES THEM, IT'S EMBARRASSING. GOD LAUNDERS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS"- Karkat Vantas on miracles.
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Post Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:21 am

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"The fire rises." - Bane

"We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fuck with the human race!" - Online forum user.
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Post Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:39 pm

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"WHERE ARE THE TRIGGERS!!!????!!!!!!!!!!!" - Batman
"I'm actually shitting" -Edward Young, 2015
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Post Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:52 pm

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"Fuck the notes, I need to take a shit!" - Robbaz playing Slender
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If you're in love with two people. choose the second, because if you really loved the first, you wouldn't have fallen in love with the second.

-Johnny Depp
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Post Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:59 am

Re: Favorite Quotes

"shit. lets be santa"

"i HAVE the car"

"where doing it man. were MAKING THIS HAPEN"

"the selection has too many....... PRICES AND VALUES"
- Various lines from Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
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Post Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:25 am

Re: Favorite Quotes

I'm just gonna update this post with my favorite Homestuck quotes until someone else posts in this thread.

TG: ok wait hold on why am i getting this stupid game for you
TG: youre the one who should be wrist deep in puppet ass

TT: What is the specific problem?
TG: the problem is i am up to my goddamn neck in fucking puppet dong
TT: You know you like the mannequin dick. Accept it.
TG: i am enrobed in chafing, wriggling god fucking damned puppet pelvis
TG: an obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face

TT: Let's put this into perspective. You put up with the puppet prostate because you love it.
TT: Also, coarse is a good word.

TG: you dont seem to harbor any sympathy for the fact that ive burrowed fuck deep into lively, fluffy muppet buttock
TG: im whirling in the terrible cyclone at the epicenter of my own personal holocaust of twitching foam noses
TG: its like a fucking apocalypse of perky proboscis here
TG: like
TG: the proboscalypse i guess

[...]
TG: this is serious
TG: i am just saying
TG: if i see one more soft bulbous bottom being like
TG: kind of jutting out and impudent or whatever
TG: im gonna fly off the handle
TG: im gonna do some sort of acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and win like a medal or some shit
- Dave Strider (turntechGodhead) and Rose Lalonde (tentacleTherapist), Homestuck: Act 2

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"CG: GOD DAMMIT.
CG: NO MORE MYSTERIES, PLEASE.
CG: YOU'D THINK WE'D HAD OUR FILL OF THEM BY NOW.
CG: IF I HAVE TO SOLVE ONE MORE RIDDLE, I'M GOING TO...
CG: I DON'T KNOW.

GA: Will Your Response Involve An Athletic Maneuver Of Some Sort
CG: NO
CG: ABSOLUTELY NOT.
- Karkat Vantas (carcinoGeneticist) and Kanaya Maryam (grimAuxiliatrix), Homestuck: Act 5-2

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GC: WH4T 1S YOUR SP3C13S C4LL3D
TG: north american hollering phallus baboon
GC: >:?
GC: 1 TH1NK YOU M1GHT B3 PULL1NG MY FROND, F3M4L3 34RTHL1NG

TG: no its true we are highly endangered
TG: when our territory is threatened thats when the indiscriminate fucking begins
- Terezi Pyrope (gallowsCalibrator) and Dave Strider (turntechGodhead), Homestuck: Act 5-2

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>WHY DON'T YOU DO THE WINDY THING?
John has no idea what the windy thing is. Maybe you could be more descriptive?
>BOY, YOU'RE BEING VERY STUPID YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
>MAKE IT BLOWY AND GUSTY
>NOT IN THE TASTY FIRE
>MAKE THE BREEZE HAPPEN
He really has no idea. Better hurry! He's in big trouble here.
>DO THE WINDY THING DO THE WINDY THING DO THE WINDY THING
John suddenly does the windy thing.
- Wayward Vagabond giving commands to John Egbert, Homestuck: Act 5-2
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Post Tue Oct 23, 2012 1:26 pm

Re: Favorite Quotes

"Slender, beautiful woman-ass..."

- Jack Pattillo, 2012
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Post Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:48 pm

Re: Favorite Quotes

"Obama Won. Romney can suck it.
Tammy Baldwin Is The First Gay Senator.
Tammy Duckworth Becomes The First Disabled Woman Veteran In Congress.
Maryland Legalizes Same Sex Marriage.
Colorado Legalizes Weed.
Washington now also has legal marijuana and same sex Marriage.
Mary Gonzalez of Texas just got elected Senator. she is openly pansexual.
Maine legalized same sex marriage
Puerto Rico might become state number 51
Beforel Orel comes out on the 19th
MLP season 3 comes out in 5 days
Wreck-It Ralph came out this month
I voted for the first time in my life.
oh and Turkey
OH and Pastamonsters page 100 ;3

November 2012 is one kick ass month!"

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Post Sat Nov 10, 2012 12:07 pm

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I'm not Geoff! - Gavin Free, Halo Reach: Fails Of The Weak Volume 112
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Post Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:14 am

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Post Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:10 pm

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"Christ promised a resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind." - Hershel, The Walking Dead Season 2 Ep 13

"Bullshit, your internet is flaccid" -HairlessPine611
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Post Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:05 am

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After I initially commented I clicked the -Notify me when new feedback are added- checkbox and now each time a remark is added I get 4 emails with the same comment. Is there any manner you possibly can remove me from that service? Thanks! good luck
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Post Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:01 am

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"I'm not against guns, I'm not against bullets, I'm not even against people shooting each other. Shit, shooting somebody's part of the American dream. I don't care who it is, parents, teachers, kids, fuck 'em, let 'em get shot. Doesn't bother me."

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Post Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:09 pm

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"So I watched the entire episode of the office you know so I could jerk off to this old lady, different old lady! Man i was so mad. So I watched the second episode hoping to jerk off to that different old lady, still the same old lady! Bullshit!"

- Michael Jones on Andrew Blanchard, Internet Box 58
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Post Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:29 pm

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"This IS a tasty burger!" - Jules
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