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Post Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:10 pm

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A young woman stands in her room, though- Wait, why is she so angry? Is this angry person really the protagonist? Can’t we be someone else? Fine, let’s just give her a name.

What will it be?
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Post Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:18 pm

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Post Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:22 pm

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> L'oreal McGee
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Post Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:48 pm

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> Enter name.

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Fuck no.

>Try again.

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Getting real tired of your bullshit.

>Get serious.

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Fucking finally.


> Examine room.

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Your name is LEILA. Today is JUST LIKE ANY OTHER DAY, as far as you can SEE, and you will approach it with your APATHETIC ATTITUDE. You have a variety of INTERESTS, mainly MUSIC that fills the VOID in your heart, DOCTOR WHO, and just about anything BRITISH. You are rather irritable and are known to argue about anything given an opportunity, and you are especially adept at winning DEBATES. You share your ROOM with your SISTER, and you never set foot on HER SIDE OF THE ROOM. You also hold an interest in VIDEO GAMES, namely PUZZLE GAMES, but you are sometimes EMBARRASSINGLY BAD AT THEM.


What will you do?
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Post Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:54 pm

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> Put Pants on
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Post Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:01 pm

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> Bark and Twirl on the cabinet
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Post Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:40 pm

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>Say "Bloody Mary" in the mirror three times, with the lights off
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Post Thu Oct 04, 2012 4:17 pm

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>Put pants on.

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This feels much better.

>Bark and twirl on the cabinet.

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How about no.

>Say "Bloody Mary" in the mirror three times, with the lights off.

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This is stupid.
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Post Thu Oct 04, 2012 4:20 pm

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> Look Around Room
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Post Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:04 pm

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> Look around room.

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This is YOUR ROOM. You stay on your half of the room at all possible times, because your sister is a KINKY BITCH and has all kinds of OBSCENE THINGS out. HER SIDE both frightens and disgusts you.

> Get pestered.

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Oh look, someone wants to talk to you.

>Awnser chum.

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Pesterlog:

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-- insaneTrickster [IT] began pestering timelordImitator [TI] at 5:24 --

IT: Leila.
IT: Leila, are you there?

TI: yes
IT: Listen.
IT: I have a surprise for you.

TI: what
IT: You ready for the best thing to ever happen in your pathetic life?
IT: I have a copy of Sburb.
IT: And, I wanna play with you.

TI: oh joy of joys another game for me to fail at
IT: Hey, it's Co-op. Besides, I have the server copy, and the client's at home with you.
TI: so
IT: So there's no chance of you failing.
IT: Like you're apt to do.

TI: whatever
IT: So, wanna play?
IT: I can't play alone.

TI: id rather not
IT: Come on! I can't play unless you play with me!
TI: eh still not interested
IT: You cock-sucking dicknozzle! Play with me, dammit!
IT: I can't exactly ask anyone else here where I am!

TI: well im not in the mood to play whatever sburb is
TI: also i dont feel like you reminding me of how much i suck at video games

IT: Bitch! All you ever do is sit and mope!
IT: Maybe if you played with me, you'd learn to suck less!
TI: its not moping its contemplating the complexities of life
IT: Look, just play with me, and I'll teach you not to suck horse dick at games.
TI: no youll just complain about how much i suck and then well end up fighting
IT: Look, I told you, I'll be the server, you don't even have to do that much!
TI: so
IT: So, it'll be balanced. I won't have to complain, and you won't suck.
IT: So just go get the disc and we can play!
TI: nah
IT: You do know I'm going to bother you endlessly until you give in, don't you?
IT: So just save yourself the trouble and play with me now!
IT: It's not like I have anyone else to play with, anyway.

TI: i dont want to play your bloody game
IT: You are going to play with me, goddammit!
TI: no im not
IT: Yes you are, you cum-snargling son of a dickmuffin!
IT: Shit, they're here.
IT: Looks like I gotta do some strifing.


-- insaneTrickster [IT] ceased pestering timelordImitator [TI] at 5:27 --
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Post Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:03 am

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> Contemplate the mysteries of life
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Post Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:25 am

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> Just play the damn game with your friend
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Post Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:47 pm

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>have a wank
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Post Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:47 pm

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> Contemplate the mysteries of life.

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Now that's something you can get behind.

> Just play the damn game with your friend.

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No way in hell you're playing with her. Your SISTER is completely insufferable to play with.

> Have a wank.

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FUCK NO.
The mere thought of the act disgusts you and you would never even think of doing such.

> Get bothered by mother.

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Speaking of things you cannot stand, your MOTHER is here. You already know why she's here of course, because...

You're a TELEPATH.

She wants you to play the game with your SISTER, much to your annoyance. What will you do to get her off your back?
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Post Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:49 pm

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> Grab her arm and flip her over your back and onto the ground
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Post Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:07 pm

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>strife
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Post Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:25 pm

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> Oogle at Panty poster
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Post Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:01 pm

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> Strife.

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Luckily you always keep your handy DUAL PISTOLS with you.

> Grab her arm and flip her over your back and onto the ground.

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PANTS.

>Ogle at Panty poster.

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You will never understand why your SISTER drools endlessly over this poster. Thankfully, your MOTHER has bandaged up your wounds from falling on that broken glass.

> Get pestered again.

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Pesterlog:
Spoiler:
-- insaneTrickster [IT] began pestering timelordImitator [TI] at 5:35 --

IT: Leila.
IT: Leila, are you there?

TI: yes
IT: Play with me.
TI: whatever
IT: Ok, listen.
IT: The Client copy is on my side of the room.

TI: no no no no no hell no no no no no no no no
IT: Look, it should be on my desk.
TI: no
TI: ni
TI: no
TI: no
TI: no
TI: no
TI: no
TI: no
TI: fuck no

IT: It's not gonna poison you.
TI: n
TI: o

IT: It's not like I'm some sort of walking pathogen, so calm your tits.
TI: no
TI: hell fucking no

IT: All you have to do is walk over there, find the copy, grab it, and go back to your side of the room.
TI: no
IT: For fuck's sake!
TI: nonononononononononononnononononononono
IT: What are you so afraid of?
TI: nothing
IT: Then do it!
TI: nope
TI: no
TI: non

IT: Why the fuck not?!
TI: nein
TI: no
TI: just no

IT: Why?!
IT: Fucking coward!

TI: i am not a coward
IT: Then do it!
TI: no
IT: Pussy!
TI: wanker
IT: Pussyshit cum-choking dog-fucking coward!
TI: psychoshagger pain in the ass
IT: Joy-killing shiteating unwanted cum-drizzling easy bitch tittie monster coward!
TI: moronic sex fiend why dont you just lay off with this stupid game
IT: No!
IT: I told you, I want to play with you!
IT: It's like we aren't even fucking sisters anymore!

TI: and i told you i dont want to play
IT: You never want to play with me!
TI: well because your mental and a pain in my ass
IT: It's always "Not now, I have homework," Or, "I'm not in the mood," or, "I have a headache!"
IT: We never have fun anymore!

TI: i do have fun
IT: I said we!
IT: WE never have fun anymore!
IT: It's never US!
IT: You always go out and have fun with other people, and I'm sick of it!
IT: I wanna have fun with you again!

TI: other people ha who hangs out with me anymore
IT: Dad, and mom!
TI: and wed hang out more often if youd quit getting in trouble
IT: Bitch, you don't even know the meaning of the word trouble!
IT: Besides, It's just one little game.

TI: oh yea dragged around behind mom and dad thats fun being reminded im a fuck up oh joy
IT: I mess with you a little, and you do stuff, and boom, all done.
TI: id rather not
IT: I'm never gonna stop bothering you until we play together.
IT: Together. As two.

TI: well bother away
IT: I cannot believe I am going to have to do this.
IT: Please?
IT: Please?!
IT: I am goddamn begging you!
IT: Please play with me.
IT: Please!!

TI: eh no
IT: Pleeeeease?
TI: no
IT: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
TI: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
IT: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease play with meeeeeeeeeeeeee?
TI: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnntttttt
IT: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
TI: fine god
IT: Yes!
IT: Okay, so, the disc.
IT: It's on my desk, or should be, unless mom's OCD kicked in and she moved it.
IT: So, go get it, and we can play!
IT: Okay?

TI: ok
IT: Yay!
IT: Welp, I'll be waiting here when you find it.

TI: ok
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Post Sat Oct 06, 2012 12:18 am

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>stop ignoring the voices in your head and do outrageous things
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Post Sat Oct 06, 2012 7:02 am

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> Roll around on your sister's bed.
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