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Post Sat Oct 06, 2012 12:38 pm

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> Squeal like a guinea pig and run around room.
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Post Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:07 pm

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> Squeal like a guinea pig and run around the room.

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Nnnnope.

> Stop ignoring the voices in your head and do outrageous things.

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You suddenly feel open to doing very silly things.

> Roll around on your sister's bed.

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Her bed is very soft, and nice to lie on.
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Post Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:00 pm

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> Be the sister
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Post Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:42 pm

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> Obtain game copy
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Post Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:13 pm

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> set sister's bed on fire
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Post Mon Oct 08, 2012 1:59 pm

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> Be the sister.

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Looks like she's sleeping right now. Try again later.

> Set sister's bed on fire.

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Unfortunately, it seems your LIGHTER is out of fluid.

> Obtain game copy.

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Your sister's side of the room is eccentric at best and downright disturbing at worst, but you have to go there if you want the GAME.

> Search desk.

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This is disgusting, immoral and unethical. You don't know how anyone can read this.

> Find the game.

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The GAME fell to the floor while you were being disgusted by your SISTER's pornography. You captchalogue it and prepare to talk to your SISTER again.
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Post Mon Oct 08, 2012 2:11 pm

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> Speak to your disgusting excuse for a sibling
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Post Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:04 pm

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> Get pestered by a troll
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Post Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:41 am

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>Ask 8-Ball a question
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Post Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:45 pm

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Attempt to find enough germ-x to remove the nasty of being on your sister's side of the room
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Post Tue Oct 23, 2012 4:48 pm

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> Ask 8-Ball a question.

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This would seem like a bad omen, if you actually believed in superstitious nonsense.

> Attempt to find enough germ-x to cleanse yourself.

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No amount of cleanser will ever wipe away what you saw.

> Get pestered.

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Show Pesterlog
Spoiler:
-- invincibleWyrm [IW] began trolling timelordImitator [TI] at 5:50 --

IW: S0, y0u h4ve 0bt4ined the g4me.
TI: maybe
TI: in fact who the fuck are you
TI: and how the fuck do you know about the game

IW: Th4t is 0f n0 imp0rt4nce.
IW: Just be c4reful while pl4ying.

TI: fuck you
IW: S4y hell0 t0 4rtemis f0r me.
TI: no
IW: If y0u insist, then I sh4ll t4ke my f4rewell.
TI: fine
IW: Y0u cert4inly 4re 4 unple4s4nt 4s y0ur sister st4ted.
TI: im not unpleasant i just dont like people
IW: If y0u s4y s0.
IW: I'm merely w4rning y0u.

TI: ok
IW: G00dbye.

-- invincibleWyrm [IW] ceased trolling timelordImitator [TI] at 5:52 --


> Gaze out the window.

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Well, that was strange. Damn trolls. Are you sure you want to play? Internally, you know nothing bad like a global catastrophe could possibly happen as a result of this, but something unnerves you nonetheless.

> Speak to your disgusting excuse for a sibling.

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Show Pesterlog
Spoiler:
TI: i got it
IT: Oh! You did!
IT: Great!
IT: Where was it?

TI: under something
TI: there isnt enough germx in the world

IT: Goddamn prude.
IT: I'm not sick.

TI: depends on your deffintion of sick
IT: Fuck you.
IT: Just start up the goddamn game.

TI: ok
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Post Tue Oct 23, 2012 4:56 pm

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>Stare at the game with a gut feeling
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Post Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:51 am

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>Ascend
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Post Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:37 pm

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> Stare at the game with a gut feeling.

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Something rubs you the wrong way about this, but as long as it will shut her up...

> Ascend.

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> Be the sister.

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A young woman stands in her room.

What is her name?
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Post Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:39 pm

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> Sn0wman's Bitch
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Post Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:41 pm

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>Miss "Sn0wman is my waifu"
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Post Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:44 pm

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>Swirvithan L'Goodling-Splatt
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Post Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:47 pm

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lady wankalot
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Post Sun Nov 11, 2012 11:42 am

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>Daniel Bryan
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Post Mon Nov 12, 2012 7:29 pm

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>Enter name.

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What.

> Try again.

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Hey, nothing wrong with a good wank.

> Try harder.

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Oh my. You wish that were true.

> Get serious, now.

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Finally!

> Examine room.

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Your name is ARTEMIS. Today is JUST ANOTHER DAY, and so you spend it like you normally would. You have many INTERESTS, the first and foremost being PORN, the MIDNIGHT CREW TV SHOW, various ANIMES, and DANGEROUSLY KINKY ROLEPLAY, well, if you had anyone to roleplay with. You are very energetic and aggressive and love to bother others. You're also very VIOLENT and DANGEROUS thanks to your endless RAGE, a bit of a KLEPTOMANIAC and an excellent THIEF. Currently you are living in a secondary home away from your FAMILY, leaving you only able to talk to your grumpy SISTER via PESTERCHUM.

You have recently received the server copy of the new official release of SBURB, and are eager to play with your SISTER.

What will you do?
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