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Post Sat Sep 22, 2012 1:13 pm

Prison Escape: Now In (sonewhat) Color!

>Re-start Prison Escape adventure

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You wake up in a prison cell with no memory of how you got there. There is nothing in this cell that you can use to escape, what will you do?

>Take key

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You place the key into your INVENTORY. You may use any item in your INVENTORY on anything in your current area.

>Use key on bomb

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What bomb? You are certain that there is no bomb in this prison cell, just the barred window and the key that you picked up.

>Paint the Mona Lisa but neked

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Now we're getting somewhere!

==>

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The artist steps up the canvas, brush and pallet in hand, beret on head. He is ready to make the first stroke.

==>

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Beautiful, just beautiful, if there is one thing you remember before you got locked up, for whatever reason it is, is that you watched a lot of "The Joy of Painting" on television. Thank you, Bob Ross, for inspiring me to create such a wonderful masterpiece.

>Use key on bars

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You use the KEY on the BARRED WINDOW, tossing the KEY toward the BARRED WINDOW, sending it through two of the bars, nice going, ass-face.

>Check to see where the key landed

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The KEY that you tossed out the BARRED WINDOW has seemed to have landed on a guard. His friend is obviously shocked by this.

>Yell at the guard to unlock the door for you

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You shout down at the guard, hoping he would hear you.

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Alas, it didn't work.

>Slap those bars down with yo penis

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You take your pants down as you go to "slap the bars down with yo penis".

While you're doing that, how about we check on this guy?

>Check on that guy

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You are now a GUARD for SHITTY PRISONS INC, a prison that towers over the skyline of a MAJOR CITY. Your BEST BUDDY and FELLOW GUARD has just been killed by a KEY that was THROWN FROM A CELL WINDOW

What will you do?

>Slap friend's corpse with yo penis

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Who's to say that you didn't?

>Bark like a dog and puke on the ground

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NO. What if there is a reader with emetophobia here? Seriously, man.

>Check on the guy destroying the bars with his penis

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Holy shit, he actually did it!

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You hear KNOCKING on the CELL DOOR! Perhaps the GUARD came up here to give you the KEY back?

>Kick the door open!

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>Sprint down the hallway

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You proceed to run down the hallway like a doofus.

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You are faced with two doors, which one will you go in?
LPW Count: 7


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Post Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:00 pm

Re: Prison Escape: Now In (somewhat) Color!

>Enter right door

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You open the RIGHT DOOR, and find a TREASURE CHEST!

>Open the chest

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Who knows what the TREASURE CHEST could contain? UNTOLD RICHES, POWERFUL WEAPONRY, A LIFE TIME SUPPLY OF CHOCOLATE BARS, perhaps ALL THREE! Who knows!

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OH SWEET JESUS CHRIST, HOW HORRIFYING!

>Oh c'mon, what's in the chest?

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You have appeared to have stumbled across a SEVERED HEAD, which bears an UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE of the HEAD CURRENTLY RESTING ON YOUR SHOULDERS.

Wait a minute...

>Remember everything

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You remember the tests. You remember the dozens of clones. Just floating there. You were one of them. You remember the tests. You remember the pure hatred for them

You are BENSON VICTORS, you have just remembered everything, what will you do?
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Post Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:44 am

Re: Prison Escape: Now In (sonewhat) Color!

> flip the fuck out
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Post Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:56 pm

Re: Prison Escape: Now In (somewhat) Color!

>Flip the fuck out

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You begin to flip the fuck out.

Since your rage will be so large, we shall switch to our GUARD FRIEND

>Be the guard guy

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You are now the GUARD GUY.

Speaking of which, we never learned this guy's name. We should get on that.
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Post Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:08 pm

Re: Prison Escape: Now In (sonewhat) Color!

Hulk Hogan
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Post Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:52 am

Re: Prison Escape: Now In (sonewhat) Color!

Ted Bundy

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also you misspelled "somewhat" in the title.
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Post Sat Nov 03, 2012 4:32 pm

Re: Prison Escape: Now In (somewhat) Color!

>Hulk Hogan

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Hahaha, no. Let's not start renaming our characters after famous professional wrestlers.

>Take your vitamins and say your prayers, brother. Try again.

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You gotta be kitten me right meow.

>Get serious, brotherjackdude

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You are BRANDON MADDOX. You are a guard for a PRISON. Your BEST BUDDY and FELLOW GUARD was recently killed by SOME GUY who THREW A KEY out of the window of his PRISON CELL.

>Brandon: Get a walkie talkie call

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You are getting a call on your WALKIE TALKIE

>Listen

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You take a listen of your WALKIE TALKIE

Dialog Log

Spoiler:
WALKIE TALKIE: He knows, I repeat, the clone has become self-aware. Operation "Prison Escape" has been compromised. Initiate Operation "Mátalo"
LPW Count: 7


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