You wake up in a prison cell with no memory of how you got there. There is nothing in this cell that you can use to escape, what will you do?
You place the key into your INVENTORY. You may use any item in your INVENTORY on anything in your current area.
>Use key on bomb
What bomb? You are certain that there is no bomb in this prison cell, just the barred window and the key that you picked up.
>Paint the Mona Lisa but neked
Now we're getting somewhere!
The artist steps up the canvas, brush and pallet in hand, beret on head. He is ready to make the first stroke.
Beautiful, just beautiful, if there is one thing you remember before you got locked up, for whatever reason it is, is that you watched a lot of "The Joy of Painting" on television. Thank you, Bob Ross, for inspiring me to create such a wonderful masterpiece.
>Use key on bars
You use the KEY on the BARRED WINDOW, tossing the KEY toward the BARRED WINDOW, sending it through two of the bars, nice going, ass-face.
>Check to see where the key landed
The KEY that you tossed out the BARRED WINDOW has seemed to have landed on a guard. His friend is obviously shocked by this.
>Yell at the guard to unlock the door for you
You shout down at the guard, hoping he would hear you.
Alas, it didn't work.
>Slap those bars down with yo penis
You take your pants down as you go to "slap the bars down with yo penis".
While you're doing that, how about we check on this guy?
>Check on that guy
You are now a GUARD for SHITTY PRISONS INC, a prison that towers over the skyline of a MAJOR CITY. Your BEST BUDDY and FELLOW GUARD has just been killed by a KEY that was THROWN FROM A CELL WINDOW
What will you do?
>Slap friend's corpse with yo penis
Who's to say that you didn't?
>Bark like a dog and puke on the ground
NO. What if there is a reader with emetophobia here? Seriously, man.
>Check on the guy destroying the bars with his penis
Holy shit, he actually did it!
You hear KNOCKING on the CELL DOOR! Perhaps the GUARD came up here to give you the KEY back?
>Kick the door open!
>Sprint down the hallway
You proceed to run down the hallway like a doofus.
You are faced with two doors, which one will you go in?
King of Pages 101, 118,123, and 126.
Queen of Pages 103, 117, and 126