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AN: my old acount got deleted so i made an new 1! i will be writitng storys here now so stay tooned! as usal, this story is a crossover! enjoyt!))
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ing rign the phone went as davee got ot of bed. he pickiced it up and it wuz his fav pokemon professor OAK! 'hey oak howz it going" dave asked. very god dave" oka replied. it is time for u to come get a pokermon now dave so get 2 my lab quickl!
What the fuck have I decided to read?
dave run to his lab in his pajamass (Just lik ash LOL) he wuz so in a hurry that he forgot his shandes on his dessert.
So wait, Dave eats dessert that early in the morning? And WHAT did he leave on his dessert?
im here dave sed as he brust in oaks door". i want a pokemon now oak dave siad. he wuz ded sirius. "sorry dave" oak said ther are no more pokmon left bu i will let you pickp any 1 from the pokerdex and u can use i in your advenure.
One does not SIMPLY pick a pokemon out of the pokedex, Dave.
cool dvea sed. i choose u GROUNDOON. groundoon was a ledgend and very cool so dave picked him and he was aslos on fire becuz he knew fire blapst witch is a very strong mov.
Okay, legend pokemon are not, I repeat ARE NOT starter pokemon, and they never will be, because the kid who got groundoon would get a unfair advantage over other pokemon trainers.
dave went to left oaks lab but frist oak warnered him and sed "watch out 4 team bad and ther leaders jack and karkart they wnat to steel all the pokemn and kill u." "oh no" dave said "this is not good. how can i bee champ if im ded?" exzackly oak sed u must avoid them at alll cops.
Oh shit... Jack and "Karkart" leaders of "Team Bad" WILL KILL US AND STEEL ALL MY POKEMN AND KILL ME!
Dvea walked onto rout 1 with GROUNDOON. gud job bro dave sed after they killd a ratatata with GROUNDOON's fissur. daves pokemon just grinned becuz he was cool like tat
If you had a legend pokemon, trust me dear boy you would be facing more challenges than just a rattata.
suddenly kitkat. hey dave im on team bad ur going down karkit sed.
You can never spell karkat right can you?
"oh no!" dave exclamed. dis is so bad im gunna die! karykat sent out a digimon and dave sed thats not fair. yes it is karkrt said. i will win now. then dave lucked on in aw and saw WILL TURNER
This spelling... MY EYES. THEY ARE MELTING....
he was so radant and coool with sining brown hair and he wuz so hot but dave didnt thik no becuz he was not gay. will lept forwad and stabbed karykats diginmon with his sowrd.
My brain hurts too much to continue. I will leave this here, I will come back to this when my brain stops screaming in agony.
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