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Post Sun Jul 22, 2012 9:50 am

Prison Escape: a Jail Break tribute

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You wake up in a prison with no memory of how you got there. There is nothing that you can use to escape, what will you do?
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Post Sun Jul 22, 2012 10:12 am

Re: Prison Escape: a Jail Break tribute

>Take key.
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Post Sun Jul 22, 2012 10:38 am

Re: Prison Escape: a Jail Break tribute

>Take key

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You place the key into your INVENTORY. You may use any item in your INVENTORY on anything in your current area.
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Post Sun Jul 22, 2012 4:12 pm

Re: Prison Escape: a Jail Break tribute

>Use key on Bomb
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Post Sun Jul 22, 2012 4:13 pm

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Paint the Mona Lisa but neked
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Post Sun Jul 22, 2012 4:30 pm

Re: Prison Escape: a Jail Break tribute

>Use key on bomb

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What bomb? You are certain that there is no bomb in this prison cell, just the barred window and the key that you picked up.

>Paint the Mona Lisa but neked

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Now we're getting somewhere!

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The artist steps up the canvas, brush and pallet in hand, beret on head. He is ready to make the first stroke.

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Beautiful, just beautiful, if there is one thing you remember before you got locked up, for whatever reason it is, is that you watched a lot of "The Joy of Painting" on television. Thank you, Bob Ross, for inspiring me to create such a wonderful masterpiece.
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Post Sun Jul 22, 2012 4:31 pm

Re: Prison Escape: a Jail Break tribute

>Use key on the bars
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Post Sun Jul 22, 2012 4:57 pm

Re: Prison Escape: a Jail Break tribute

>Use key on bars

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You use the KEY on the BARRED WINDOW, tossing the KEY toward the BARRED WINDOW, sending it through two of the bars, nice going, ass-face.

>Check to see where the key landed

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The KEY that you tossed out the BARRED WINDOW has seemed to have landed on a guard. His friend is obviously shocked by this.

>Yell at other guard to unlock the door for you

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You shout down at the guard, hoping he would hear you.

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Alas, it didn't work.

>Level up

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You LEVEL UP, meaning that your stats have increased, and you are now tougher!
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Post Sun Jul 22, 2012 11:11 pm

Re: Prison Escape: a Jail Break tribute

>Slap those bars down with yo penis
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Post Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:23 am

Re: Prison Escape: a Jail Break tribute

>Slap those bars down with yo penis
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You take your pants down as you go to "slap the bars down with yo penis".

While you're doing that, how about we check on this guy?

>Check on that guy

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Who's this douche bag?

>Enter name

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He doesn't have time for this shit, he just lost a dear friend, come on now, let's get serious.

>Fine.

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You are a GUARD for SHITTY PRISONS INC. Your friend has just died because some asshole deiced it would be a good idea to throw a key out of the window.
What will you do?
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Post Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:31 am

Re: Prison Escape: a Jail Break tribute

>Slap friends corpse with yo penis
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Post Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:55 am

Re: Prison Escape: a Jail Break tribute

>Bark like a dog and puke on the ground
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Post Tue Jul 24, 2012 11:08 am

Re: Prison Escape: a Jail Break tribute

>Slap friends corpse with yo penis

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Who's to say that you didn't?

>Bark like a dog and puke on the ground.

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NO. What if there is a reader with Emetophobia here? Seriously, man.

>Check on the guy destroying the bars with his penis

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Oh my god, he actually did it! And would you look at that, I believe you've earned enough EXP to level up, how about we get on that?

>Level up!

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You are now LEVEL 3!
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Post Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:28 pm

Re: Prison Escape: a Jail Break tribute

>Flip off the guard and haul ass outta there
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Post Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:47 pm

Re: Prison Escape: a Jail Break tribute

>Flip off the guard and haul ass outta there

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There is no GUARD in this general area. All there is in this room is the now BARLESS WINDOW.

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What's that? It seems to be a NOTIFICATION. It seems to be telling you that a new ABILITY has been UNLOCKED. Should you check out this newly UNLOCKED ABILITY?
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Post Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:56 pm

Re: Prison Escape: a Jail Break tribute

>Check new ability
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Post Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:24 pm

Re: Prison Escape: a Jail Break tribute

>Check out new ability

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You have seemed to unlocked the "Power Kick" ability. You can use this by saying "Use: [ability] [noun]"

>Use: Power Kick, Cell Door

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You turn and face the CELL DOOR.

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You kick the door open. You have seemed to have KNOCKED OUT the guard that was patrolling the hallway.

>Loot his body.

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You take all of the items in the GUARD'S INVENTORY.

>Equip wrestling mask

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You become El Grande Culo, Mexico's biggest wrestler. What will you do?
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Post Sat Jul 28, 2012 1:23 pm

Re: Prison Escape: a Jail Break tribute

>Eat candy bar and run down hallway
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Post Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:53 pm

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>Eat candy bar and run down hallway

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You proceed to shove the CANDY BAR down your MOUTH HOLE like some sort of animal. It tastes delicious, even though the CANDY BAR is a PIECE OF CRAP shaped, not the awesome HALF-EATEN CHOCO PANTS shape that SBLOUNSKCHED BARS usually have. Oh well, it still tastes the same. The CLOUD OF MARSHMALLOW VAPOR, the SEMI-SOLID LICORICE COLLID, the LIQUID NOUGAT (the candy equivalent of VEAL), the CRISPY COOKETY LOG, the RICH AND CREAMY PEPPERONI, the TINY BOWLS OF CRISPY PUFF RICE CEREAL, and the good ol' BBC: BORING BROWN CHOCOLATE.

>Before you sprint down the hallway, take off that mask.

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There you go, now you can BREATHE better, let's hope you don't encounter any PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS while you're escaping.

>Sprint down the hallway.

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You SPRINT down the hallway.

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It seems that you have reached TWO DOORS, which one shall you enter? The LEFT DOOR or the RIGHT DOOR?
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Post Tue Jul 31, 2012 3:46 pm

Re: Prison Escape: a Jail Break tribute

>Enter left door
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