FAQ  •  Login

Interplosionstuck

<<

Zaphod Beeblebrox

User avatar

Robot Warrior

Posts: 514

Joined: Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:42 am

Post Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:14 pm

Interplosionstuck

INTERPLOSIONSTUCK

Image

Our story begins with-- Wait seriously, this is our protagonist? He seems like kind of a major weirdo. What the hell are we getting ourselves into with this guy? Well, it looks like we're stuck with him, so we might as well give him a name.

What will it be?


> Enter name.

Image

True as that may be, he doesn’t look too happy about it.


> Come on now, get serious.

Image


> Examine room.

Image

Your name is ZAPH. Today is JUNE 22, 2012, which holds no particular significance to you whatsoever. Not yet, at least. As it turns out, the narrator’s speculation was correct. You’re a rather ECCENTRIC fellow with a variety of INTERESTS. You can usually be found SURFING THE WEB or playing NINTENDO GAMES, because all other systems are BULLSHIT. You like to consider yourself something of an expert on POP CULTURE, and you are constantly making OBSCURE REFERENCES to your favorite TV SHOWS and MOVIES. You've been known to dabble in the ARTS and often become completely ensconced in your FANTASY WORLDS. You also have a strange affinity for AMPHIBIANS.

What will you do?
Last edited by Zaphod Beeblebrox on Sun Jun 22, 2014 4:57 pm, edited 1 time in total.
© Bastard Productions
<<

Deimos

User avatar

God of Fear

Posts: 718

Joined: Fri Oct 28, 2011 4:45 pm

Location: Olympus

Post Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:12 pm

Re: Interplosionstuck

>Buy playstation
Captain of the Interplosion Night Watch/Hate Guard. First to be banned.

Glorious victories in LPW thread: 15 and one as Pravado

Image
<<

roastbeef530

User avatar

lodsofeposts

Posts: 340

Joined: Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:11 am

Location: Liberty City

Post Sat Jun 23, 2012 5:09 am

Re: Interplosionstuck

>Get arms out of chest
LPW Count: 7


King of Pages 101, 118,123, and 126.
Queen of Pages 103, 117, and 126
<<

Deimos

User avatar

God of Fear

Posts: 718

Joined: Fri Oct 28, 2011 4:45 pm

Location: Olympus

Post Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:42 am

Re: Interplosionstuck

>Eat pie
Captain of the Interplosion Night Watch/Hate Guard. First to be banned.

Glorious victories in LPW thread: 15 and one as Pravado

Image
<<

Zaphod Beeblebrox

User avatar

Robot Warrior

Posts: 514

Joined: Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:42 am

Post Sat Jun 23, 2012 1:50 pm

Re: Interplosionstuck

>Zaph: Buy Playstation.

Image

BLASPHEMY.

Although... It does have some tempting titles. Uncharted, Skyrim, Metal Gear...

No, pull yourself together Zaph! Who put those thoughts in your head?


>Zaph: Get arms out of chest.

Image

Chest? What chest? You don't even own a chest, much less one with arms in it.


>Zaph: Eat pie.

Image

Now we're getting somewhere.
Last edited by Zaphod Beeblebrox on Sun Jun 22, 2014 5:00 pm, edited 3 times in total.
© Bastard Productions
<<

roastbeef530

User avatar

lodsofeposts

Posts: 340

Joined: Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:11 am

Location: Liberty City

Post Sat Jun 23, 2012 4:31 pm

Re: Interplosionstuck

>Skip to the interesting part.
LPW Count: 7


King of Pages 101, 118,123, and 126.
Queen of Pages 103, 117, and 126
<<

MesserTod

User avatar

Space Police

Posts: 1284

Joined: Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:16 am

Location: Not Here

Post Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:06 pm

Re: Interplosionstuck

>Molest cow doll
LPW Thread Wins: 23

Ranked #1 in forum posts, the only Veteran of the Great War. I am Interplosion's Tharol, I am your god

11037 never forget.
<<

Zaphod Beeblebrox

User avatar

Robot Warrior

Posts: 514

Joined: Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:42 am

Post Sun Jun 24, 2012 3:25 pm

Re: Interplosionstuck

>Zaph: Skip to the interesting part.

Image

Whoa, hey, don't you think we're getting a little bit ahead of ourselves?


>Current Zaph: Molest cow doll.

Image

Not MR. MOOMOO! This little fella has been with you your ENTIRE LIFE. You're not even sure how he came to be in your possession, honestly. Maybe he was a FAMILY HEIRLOOM of some sort.

Anyway, you've got more important things to take care of at the moment than obsessing over a stuffed cow. For one thing, getting your hands on some delicious PIE.


>Zaph: Get pestered.

Image

Or not.


>Zaph: Answer chum.

Image

Pesterlog:
Spoiler:
-- ghostlyCamcorder [GC] began pestering grimyAnarchist [GA] at 12:34 --
GC: hey
GA: Sup
GC: i have a lovely surprise for you
GC: you're pretty stoked for sburb right?

GA: Yeah it looks fantastic
GA: I mean you know for a non-nintendo game

GC: well, ignoring your blatant fanboyism i am about to blow your mind
GC: are you ready for this?
GA: Oh my god the suspense
GC: i got it
GC: i got sburb
GA: What
GA: How???
GC: kind of a funny story about that, actually
GC: i'll tell you all about it later. i think my dad wants me for something
GA: Alright in the meantime I think there's a fresh pie downstairs with my name plastered all over its gorgeous golden crust
Last edited by Zaphod Beeblebrox on Sun Jun 22, 2014 5:02 pm, edited 3 times in total.
© Bastard Productions
<<

roastbeef530

User avatar

lodsofeposts

Posts: 340

Joined: Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:11 am

Location: Liberty City

Post Sun Jun 24, 2012 3:29 pm

Re: Interplosionstuck

>Get the pie.
LPW Count: 7


King of Pages 101, 118,123, and 126.
Queen of Pages 103, 117, and 126
<<

Deimos

User avatar

God of Fear

Posts: 718

Joined: Fri Oct 28, 2011 4:45 pm

Location: Olympus

Post Sun Jun 24, 2012 10:47 pm

Re: Interplosionstuck

>Discover the pie is a lie, but there is cake
Captain of the Interplosion Night Watch/Hate Guard. First to be banned.

Glorious victories in LPW thread: 15 and one as Pravado

Image
<<

Zaphod Beeblebrox

User avatar

Robot Warrior

Posts: 514

Joined: Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:42 am

Post Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:41 pm

Re: Interplosionstuck

>Zaph: Get the pie.

Image

Unfortunately, you'll have to make a trip downstairs to get your PIE, where a run-in with your MOM is likely. You two have a somewhat strained relationship, so it would probably be wise to have your trusty STAPLERKIND STRIFE DECK on hand for this encounter.


==>

Image

All you have right now is a regular old STAPLER, but you're pretty damn skilled with it when you need to be.

Which is never.


>Zaph: Leave room.

Image

Right across the hall is your MOM'S ROOM. You definitely do not want to go in there. It's a HELLHOLE.

You pause a moment to admire that handsome devil on the wall.


>Zaph: Go downstairs.

Image

This is your LIVING ROOM. Not much to see here, except... Odd. Your MOM is not sprawled on the COUCH as is her usual routine. That can only mean one thing. She's already in the KITCHEN, which means a CONFRONTATION is imminent. You thank the heavens you brought your STAPLER.


>Zaph: Discover the pie is a lie, but there is cake.

Image

You proceed to the KITCHEN and find that the intoxicating aroma you've been detecting was, in fact, a decadent CAKE rather than a PIE as you previously suspected. That's just fine. Better, even. But it looks like SOMEBODY is going to try to spoil the fun.


==>

Image

She says you'll have to wait until after DINNER if you want some CAKE.


==>

Image

PHOOEY IS WHAT YOU SAY TO THIS.


> STRIFE!

Image

OPTIONS:
Offensive:
>Aggrieve
>Aggress
Defensive:
>Abjure
>Abscond
Last edited by Zaphod Beeblebrox on Sun Jun 22, 2014 5:25 pm, edited 1 time in total.
© Bastard Productions
<<

MesserTod

User avatar

Space Police

Posts: 1284

Joined: Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:16 am

Location: Not Here

Post Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:42 pm

Re: Interplosionstuck

>Aggress
LPW Thread Wins: 23

Ranked #1 in forum posts, the only Veteran of the Great War. I am Interplosion's Tharol, I am your god

11037 never forget.
<<

Deimos

User avatar

God of Fear

Posts: 718

Joined: Fri Oct 28, 2011 4:45 pm

Location: Olympus

Post Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:45 pm

Re: Interplosionstuck

>Aggress
Captain of the Interplosion Night Watch/Hate Guard. First to be banned.

Glorious victories in LPW thread: 15 and one as Pravado

Image
<<

MesserTod

User avatar

Space Police

Posts: 1284

Joined: Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:16 am

Location: Not Here

Post Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:33 am

Re: Interplosionstuck

>Aggress, then Abscond. When that fails, Aggrieve, Abjure, Aggress, Aggress again, then Abscond into the cake.
LPW Thread Wins: 23

Ranked #1 in forum posts, the only Veteran of the Great War. I am Interplosion's Tharol, I am your god

11037 never forget.
<<

Zaphod Beeblebrox

User avatar

Robot Warrior

Posts: 514

Joined: Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:42 am

Post Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:01 pm

Re: Interplosionstuck

>Zaph: Aggress.

Image


==>

Image


==>

Image


>Zaph: Abscond.

Image

Now you've done it. You decide to cut your losses and hightail it out of here while you still can.


==>

Image

You fail to ABSCOND and instead slip on the spilled drink, looking like a STUPID ASSCLOWN in the process.


>Zaph: Aggrieve.

Image

Let's try something else.


==>

Image

Way to give up your only weapon, dipshit.


>Zaph: Abjure.

Image


==>

Image


>Zaph: Attempt rare and highly dangerous 2x AGGRESS COMBO.

Image


==>

Image


==>

Image

To say that wasn't very effective would be an incredible understatement.


>Zaph: Abscond.

Image

You really want to try this again?


==>

Image

You ABSCOND right into the CAKE. Why the hell would you even do this. Seriously. What is the matter with you.
Last edited by Zaphod Beeblebrox on Sun Jun 22, 2014 6:06 pm, edited 3 times in total.
© Bastard Productions
<<

MesserTod

User avatar

Space Police

Posts: 1284

Joined: Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:16 am

Location: Not Here

Post Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:08 pm

Re: Interplosionstuck

>Abscond with as much cake as you can carry in your sylladex
LPW Thread Wins: 23

Ranked #1 in forum posts, the only Veteran of the Great War. I am Interplosion's Tharol, I am your god

11037 never forget.
<<

Zaphod Beeblebrox

User avatar

Robot Warrior

Posts: 514

Joined: Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:42 am

Post Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:49 am

Re: Interplosionstuck

>Zaph: Abscond with as much cake as you can carry in your sylladex.

Image

You captchalogue the remains of the CAKE using your MINIGAME MODUS. It's effortless for you to gain items this way, but actually using them requires you to best a small virtual activity much in the vein of WARIOWARE style games. It can be impractical at times, but it's fun.


>Zaph: Retreat to your room.

Image

You return to find that someone has been pestering you.


>Zaph: Answer chum.

Image

Pesterlog:
Spoiler:
-- tackyChemist [TC] began pestering grimyAnarchist [GA] at 12:43 --
TC: Hey Zaph.
TC: Did GC give you the big news?
TC: I guess you're off strifing with your mom or something. I'll try you again later.

GA: Whoa wait I'm here
GA: And how did you know that

TC: Come on, I know that you two don't get along all that well. The way you describe her it's... I dunno. Almost like you aren't even related.
GA: Are you suggesting I'm adopted?
GA: Because I've been trying not to get my hopes up about that

TC: I guess I'm just thinking out loud. But you have to admit it's an intriguing thought.
GA: You know what else is an intriguing thought?
TC: What's that?
GA: Playing sburb
GA: Like, today

TC: Oh, so you did hear about that. I figured you'd be excited.
GA: Oh hell yes. Hell fucking yes
TC: Even if it's not by Nintendo?
GA: It is a rare exception
TC: We all know the only reason you stay away from PC games is because you cannot into keyboard controls.
TC: But don't worry, from what I hear this game is pretty much a simple point and click mechanism. You should be fine.

GA: Oh lord please don't tell me after all the hype this is a game for little kids
TC: We'll find out soon enough. GC should be sending us the files any minute now.
Last edited by Zaphod Beeblebrox on Sun Jun 22, 2014 6:13 pm, edited 2 times in total.
© Bastard Productions
<<

McWeird007

User avatar

lodsofeposts

Posts: 362

Joined: Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:26 pm

Location: Somewhere

Post Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:12 pm

Re: Interplosionstuck

>Be that other chap who is sending the files
"I'm actually shitting" -Edward Young, 2015
<<

SuperHeroGirl

User avatar

Super Detective

Posts: 368

Joined: Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:16 am

Location: [UNDISCLOSED]

Post Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:59 pm

Re: Interplosionstuck

>Get pestered by TA
SuperHeroGirl: Always the exception. ALWAYS.
Wins on LPW prior to post count change: 5
Current wins on LPW: 6


Image
<<

The Slender Man

User avatar

Dragon Man

Posts: 87

Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:11 am

Post Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:32 am

Re: Interplosionstuck

>become Lord of the Flies. wait
Next

Return to FUC - Frequently Updated Content

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

cron