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Post Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:13 pm

Omegle Trolling

Tonight I was Jay and The Observer

The Best:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: how are you? :)
You: Horrible
Stranger: how come? :O
You: I have this horrible creature following me
Stranger: :O
You: It's tall, it has no face, and it wears a business suit
Stranger: :O hit it
Stranger: !
You: I tried
You: That's when I lost 7 months of memory
Stranger: well at least you remember you lost 7 months of memory :D
You: Luckily, I filmed all of it
Stranger: great :D
You: But that's not all
You: There's these people in masks
You: I don't know if they're helping me or not
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: depends
You: They're trying to look for this ark thing
Stranger: do you know any shinigami?
You: No
Stranger: : /
You: Here's my channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/marblehornets
You: And the masked people's channel is http://www.youtube.com/user/totheark
Stranger: cool ^^
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: ihavedecidedtopickyou
You: expectus
Stranger: fuckoff
Stranger: howboutthat
You: ⊙
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hellothere
Stranger: how are you?
You: wearedecidingwhethertotakenoahornot itseemstooeasy☉
You: mykeeperwantsyoutodecide weleavehisfateinyourhands☉
Stranger: haha wait one sec...
Stranger: deciding whether to what or not?
You: reeducationandconditioning
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: reeducation about what
You: wecannotgivethatinformation
Stranger: who is we
You: thecollective☉
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi this is polar bear chatting
Stranger: hi this is polar bear chatting
Stranger: lol
You: Hello Polar Bear
Stranger: m/ f
You: Male
Stranger: call me JV plze
Stranger: same here:P
You: I was wondering if you could help me
Stranger: w/what
You: You see, there's this paranormal creature following me
Stranger: ha!!
You: He's tall, has no face, and wears a business suit
Stranger: i must see it to believe it
Stranger: send me a pic
You: I have a whole YT channel about it
You: http://www.youtube.com/user/marblehornets
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i will see it
You: There's also these people in masks
You: I don't know if they're trying to help
Stranger: that soo strange
You: they're youtube is http://www.youtube.com/user/totheark
You: *their
Stranger: mistery machine LOL
Stranger: maybe u should call them
Stranger: scooby dude
Stranger: lol
Stranger: jk
You: It would be no help
Stranger: ok
Stranger: see ya dude
You: Yeah, thanks for the help
You have disconnected.
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Post Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:29 pm

Re: Omegle Trolling

This is great, almost tempted to do it myself
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Zaphod Beeblebrox

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Post Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:20 am

Re: Omegle Trolling

Omegle is being a poopypants and won't give me a link so I'm copypastaing this here.


You: I'VE GOT A COCK
You: DO YOU HAVE A COCK?
Stranger: im glad you have a cock. and no.
You: OH MY FUCKING GOD DOES THIS MEAN WHAT I THINK IT DOES
You: ARE YOU OF THE FEMALE GENDER?????
Stranger: No shit sherlock
You: FINA-FUCKING-LLY
You: I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU ALL OVER
Stranger: fa fuq?
You: THIS PLACE IS A FUCKING SAUSAGEFEST YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN?
You: I'M GLAD I COULD FIND A MEMBER OF YOUR KIND HERE
Stranger: You can take the caps of babe
You: NO I'D PREFER TO KEEP THEM ON
You: IT MAKES ME FEEL POWERFUL
Stranger: ..your a dumbass
You: THAT'S A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY
You: ESPECIALLY TO SOMEONE AS POWERFUL AS I AM
Stranger: just shut up
You: IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO PEOPLE WHY WOULD YOU GO TO A SITE THAT'S MADE FOR FUCKING TALKING TO PEOPLE
You: I HAVE A NAGGING SUSPICION THAT I AM NOT THE DUMBASS IN THIS SITUATION
Stranger: haha.. ok sure..?
You: ADMIT IT, YOU'RE TOTALLY TURNED ON RIGHT NOW
Stranger: No. Not at all hun.
You: OH YES YOU ARE
You: WOMEN CAN NEVER RESIST MY POWER
Stranger: Power of what?
You: THE POWER OF BEING FUCKING POWERFUL AS FUCK, WHAT OTHER KIND OF POWER IS THERE?
Stranger: lmao...
You: I'M GLAD YOU FIND MY ANTICS AMUSING BUT LET'S FACE IT I DIDN'T COME HERE FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES
You: I CAME HERE FOR THE SAME REASON YOU DID. TO GET OFF
You: SO LET'S MAKE THIS SHIT HAPPEN
Stranger: what shit babe?
You: THE KIND THAT INVOLVES REPRODUCTIVE FLUIDS EXITING THEIR REPSECTIVE ORIFICES
You: THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN PRETTY OBVIOUS
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im not stupid i know what you watn
Stranger: want
You: OF COURSE YOU DO BECAUSE YOU TOTALLY DIDN'T JUST ASK ME
Stranger: its called sarcasm.. ever heard of it?
You: NO
You: I CAN SAY WITH ABSOLUTE FUCKING CERTAINTY THAT I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF SARCASM
You: EVER
Stranger: calm your tits.. jesus
You: OKAY FIRST OF ALL I'M FLATTERED THAT YOU FINALLY RECOGNIZE MY POWER BUT I AM NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH RELIGIOUS CHARLATANS
You: SECOND, YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE HERE WITH TITS AND SOON THEY ARE GOING TO BE PRETTY MUCH THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF CALM
Stranger: hahahaha
You: WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT? THIS IS SEXY TIMES, MAKE WITH THE SEXY
You: THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO ROOM FOR LAUGHTER IN SEXY TIMES, THAT'S JUST ONE OF THE RULES
Stranger: hahaha no its not!
You: OKAY WELL THEORETICALLY IF YOUR TITS WERE PATHETICALLY SMALL I MIGHT BURST INTO FITS OF MIRTH BUT THAT BETTER NOT BE THE CASE BECAUSE IF IT IS I'M FUCKING OUT OF HERE
Stranger: i wear a 32c..
You: FINE, I GUESS THAT'LL HAVE TO DO
You: SO UM...
You: ARE YOU WEARING SAID 32C NOW?
Stranger: umm.. what? and yeah..
You: YOU'RE NOT REALLY MAKING THIS EASY
Stranger: well im sorry
You: BUT THAT'S ALL GOOD, I GUESS EVEN MY POWERS NEED TO BE CHALLENGED OCCASIONALLY
Stranger: alright. so you gonna get it in anytime soon?
You: OH OKAY SO YOU GO FROM BEING COMPLETELY DISTANT TO HOT AND FUCKING HEAVY IN A SPLIT SECOND
You: WELL I'M NAKED ALREADY AND HAVE BEEN FOR AGES SO LET'S GET THIS STARTED
Stranger: haha alright! lets go
You: RIGHT
You: UH
You: I'VE GOT SOME HOOKS HERE
You: I'M GOING TO PULL OFF YOUR PANTIES JUST USING THE HOOKS
You: I KNOW IT SOUNDS UNORTHODOX BUT TRUST ME, IT WORKS
You: I AM NOW PULLING OFF YOUR PANTIES WITH THE HOOKS
You: I'M GONNA NEED SOME STATUS UPDATES HERE, IS YOUR BRA STILL ON OR WHAT?
Stranger: off babe;)
You: FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC
You: OKAY NOW I'M LIFTING UP YOUR LEG OVER MY SHOULDER
You: AND LICKING THE BACK OF YOUR KNEE
You: YOU LIKE THAT?
Stranger: mmmmm.. feels good!
You: SUDDENLY IN A FIT OF PURE POWER MY 10 INCH MASTERMEAT IS FULLY ERECT
You: AND IT IS HEADING RIGHT FOR YOUR PRISTINE NEST OF LADYHOOD
You: MEANWHILE, WITH THE HAND THAT IS NOT HOLDING UP YOUR LEG, I AM STICKING MY FINGERS UP YOUR NOSE
You: YOU COOL WITH THIS?
You: WELL WHATEVER I'M JUST GONNA KEEP DOING IT
You: ALL THE WHILE MY POWERSHAFT IS THRUSTING IN AND OUT LIKE A FUCKING OIL RIG OR SOMETHING
You: BEAR WITH ME ON THESE METAPHORS
You: SO THEN, OUT OF NOWHERE, I WITHDRAW MY FINGERS FROM YOUR NOSE AND BEGIN LICKING THEM CLEAN
You: THEN I USE THE VERY SAME FINGERS TO TICKLE THE BACK OF THE KNEE I WAS LICKING WHILE MY HEAD MOVES SLOWLY UPWARD
You: NOW MY HEAD IS APPROXIMATELY LEVEL WITH YOUR BOUNTIFUL BOOBIEBAGS
You: AND IS PLUNGING STRAIGHT INTO THEM
You: BY NOW YOU ARE WITHOUT A DOUBT OVERCOME WITH WAVES OF INCOMPARABLE PLEASURE, BUT I PERSIST NONETHELESS
You: THEN I GROW FUCKING SPIKES OUT OF MY BACK AND START BREATHING FIRE
You: THE ENTIRE ROOM IS CONSUMED WITH FLAMES
You: YOU SCREAM IN A GUTTURAL MIXTURE OF PLEASURE AND PAIN, BUT THE FIRE JUST KEEPS COMING, AS DOES MY SATISFIED MONSTER COCK
You: FINALLY, I HOIST YOUR CHARRED CORPSE OVER MY SHOULDER AND LIFT OFF FROM THIS DEVASTATED ABODE, FLYING BACK TO THE HORRIBLE LANDS FROM WHICH I CAME WITH A FRESH MEAL FOR MY MATE, WHO IS FAR MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN YOU

You have disconnected.
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Post Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:15 am

Re: Omegle Trolling

And Zaphod wins. At life
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Post Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:46 am

Re: Omegle Trolling

Dear fucking god, that was glorious.
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Post Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:39 am

Re: Omegle Trolling

Zaphod shall be awarded the entire earth
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Post Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:48 pm

Re: Omegle Trolling

You: Hi I'm john
Stranger: Hi.
Stranger: I'm Jaqueline.
You: I'm from Antarctica
You: I have feathers
You: And I am black
You: But my belly is white
Stranger: ....
Stranger: Ok?
You: Yes
Stranger: Ok.
You: Fish is delicious
Stranger: I'm a vegan.
You: GTFO
You have disconnected.

You: Hi i'm john
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:03 am

Re: Omegle Trolling

Stranger: hey asl :)

You: m, 51, usa

You: u? :)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I will post more.
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Post Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:02 pm

Re: Omegle Trolling

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like interplosion.
You: Hello
You: YES
Stranger: WHO ARE YOU
You: YES
You: WEIRD
You: CONNOR
You: IT IS ME
Stranger: ROAST
You: IT IS CONNOR
Stranger: HI
You: YES
Stranger: ARE YOU MY MUMMY?
You: YES
Stranger: WAIT
You: LITTLE GIRL WIHT MASK
You: what
Stranger: I'LL ASK A QUESTION ONLY CONNOR KNOWS
Stranger: what do you kill cans with?
You: DA CSDROWBNAR
Stranger: OKAY GOOD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:22 pm

Re: Omegle Trolling

Am I a terrible human being for this?

http://logs.omegle.com/f3c9ab3
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Post Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:40 am

Re: Omegle Trolling

Stranger: hiiii
You: NO MORE DEAD COPS!
Stranger: fuck ur self
You: why
Stranger: bcoz i wnt to fuck u
You: Wait you're sending mixed messages here
You: Do you want to fuck me or do you want me to fuck myself?
Stranger: no i want to fuck u
You: Then come at me bro
Stranger: ya i m ready open ur dress
You: There was never a dress
You: I'm in the nude
You: forever
Stranger: than what u wear panty or bra only
Stranger: oh than take the taste of my penis
You: It tastes like shit
You: You should wash that thing
Stranger: u r there u wash my penis through ur mouth
You: I have a very dirty mouth though
You: Motherfucker
Stranger: now take it on ur pussy,,,,,,,,,,
Stranger: madarchod
You: Dude, I'm a dude
Stranger: i know motherfucker
You: You should have asked, people usually ask
Stranger: than fuck ur sister as well as ur mother
You: I already have
You: As well as your entire family
You: Even the dog
Stranger: first u gfuck ur sister n ur mothr
Stranger: i want to fuck ur sisteer first
You: So are you fapping with one hand and typing with the other?
Stranger: she is very hot n large boobs
You: Because it's like I'm talking to a drunk stroke victim
Stranger: no i put my large penis in ur sister pussy
You: Are you Belgian?
You: Because my sister has a Belgian boyfriend
Stranger: ask ur sister how she feel
Stranger: when i fuck her
You: I just asked, she says she doesn't feel anything
Stranger: leave this topic
You: Are you sure?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: from where u are
You: I'm starting to thinking you're a drunk stroke victim who is also half-fapping
You: After recently awakening from a horseshoe-enduced coma
You: In Mongolia
You: Are you even still there or are you scraping the jizz off your computer screen?
You: I'll assume the silence on my end is filled with electronic hissing and panicked blubbering on your end
You: Because you know, jizz and computers don't exactly go together all the time
You: Also, my sister has vagina teeth so... yeah. sorry about that
You: CHOMP
You have disconnected.
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Post Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:44 am

Re: Omegle Trolling

WARNING: This is highly Anti'American on my behalf, but I did it for the lulz. No offense.

http://logs.omegle.com/f148cb
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Post Wed Jul 11, 2012 7:37 am

Re: Omegle Trolling

I must say, as an American, that was a masterful troll, Deimos.

Kudos on that particular bout.
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Post Sun Sep 09, 2012 12:29 pm

Re: Omegle Trolling

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Post Sun Oct 28, 2012 5:52 pm

Re: Omegle Trolling

In which I troll on MSPARP as "Eridan Neyhpora" and "Yaoi Hands!Eridan"

enjoy

Spoiler:
ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat.
caligulasAquarium [CA] joined chat.
EB: um
CA: lovve me
EB: jesus christ
CA: nyeh
EB: weh
CA: see?
EB: not really
CA: i can control evveryone wwith the nyehs and wwehs
EB: im not a fish
CA: soon i shall yaoi wwith sollux!
EB: IM NOT A FISH
EB: WHO
EB: WHAT
EB: WHERE AM I
EB: DAMN BATTERWITCH
ectoBiologist [EB] disconnected.
caligulasAquarium [CA] disconnected.


Spoiler:
caligulasAquarium [CA] joined chat.
twinArmageddons ( in a fancy ballgown ) [TA] joined chat.
CA: sollux!
CA: i can know yaoi with you
CA: nyeh
TA: but ed
CA: nyeh
CA: shh
CA: lets the yaoi take ovver
TA: our lovehatefuckiing ii2 forbiidden
CA: *rips off ballgown*
CA: shhh
CA: now it isn't
TA: oh mii2ter ampora
CA: *yaois commence*
TA: -2woon2 @ hii2 manliine22-
TA: -yaoii2 end-
caligulasAquarium [CA] disconnected.


Spoiler:
tentacleTherapist [TT] joined chat.
yaoi hands!caligulasAquarium [CA] joined chat.
CA: come rose
TT: No.
TT: I refuse.
CA: let me grasp you with my large hands
tentacleTherapist [TT] disconnected.


Spoiler:
ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat.
yaoi hands!caligulasAquarium [CA] joined chat.
CA: let me grasp you john
CA: with my large hands
EB: *blushes* Uh what?
CA: embrace the yaoi hands
CA: embrace it
CA: IN YOUR ASSHOLE
EB: um okay
CA: *fists john*
yaoi hands!caligulasAquarium [CA] disconnected.


Spoiler:
centaursTesticle [CT] joined chat.
yaoi hands!caligulasAquarium [CA] joined chat.
CT: D --> oh eridan
CT: D --> your hands are perfect
CA: embrace them, eq
CA: embrace them
CA: IN YOUR ASSHOLE
CA: *fists equius*
CT: D --> oh yes
CA: *hands snaps in half*
CA: oh shit
CA: wwell i havve to go...
yaoi hands!caligulasAquarium [CA] disconnected.



Spoiler:
yaoi hands!caligulasAquarium [CA] joined chat.
blind!twinArmageddons [TA] joined chat.
CA: you wont see me coming, sol
CA: *fists sollux*
TA: 0h my g0d.
yaoi hands!caligulasAquarium [CA] disconnected.



Spoiler:
twinArmageddons [TA] joined chat.
yaoi hands!caligulasAquarium [CA] joined chat.
CA: embrace my hands, sol
TA: holy 2hiit.
CA: howw much do you want my hands, sol?
TA: well not really.
CA: wwell too bad
CA: -commences fisting-
TA: there goe2 my nook.
TA: :(
CA: dont' wworry
CA: you can havve mine
CA: pail bro
CA: <3<
TA: oh my god.
yaoi hands!caligulasAquarium [CA] disconnected.
twinArmageddons [TA] disconnected.


Spoiler:
turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat.
yaoi hands!caligulasAquarium [CA] joined chat.
TG: no
CA: hello davve
TG: i run a blog
CA: embrace my hands
TG: stop
CA: and you can blog about your experience with the yaoi hands
CA: are you ready?
TG: my anus is not prepared
CA: well prepare it
CA: three
CA: twwo
CA: one
CA: -fists davve-
CA: so wwill you blog about this, davve?
TG: -cums loudly-
TG: yes
TG: always
CA: good
yaoi hands!caligulasAquarium [CA] disconnected.
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