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Post Wed Feb 29, 2012 2:22 pm

Re: Survive the Above User's Attack!

Thankfully, I was in my luxurious space ship, orbiting Mars.


I herped so hard that I derped your attempts to block my attack.
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Post Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:41 pm

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Your attempts at derping my attempts to block your attacks have been shot with a lazer.

I lock you in a room, no windows or doors to escape from. I give you nothing to eat or drink.
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Post Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:40 pm

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your room is made of Styrofoam. I burst through yelling OH YEAH.

divide by zero
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Post Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:52 pm

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1/0 = ∞, lim(x -> ∞) = 1, x = 1, no more nasty zeroes in the denominator.

I stab you through the heart with a machete.
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Post Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:09 pm

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My heart is made of gold, and therefore, you simply do not have the will to stab me with it.

Dolphin gangrape. On my command.
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Riovas

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Post Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:18 pm

Re: Survive the Above User's Attack!

You never gave the command.

dynamite explodes up the ass
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Post Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:21 pm

Re: Survive the Above User's Attack!

As a white male, I never had an ass to begin with.

A team of Stripper Sumo wrestlers jump you in a back ally with lube!

(EDIT: Inspiration!? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJZBtbkG ... page#t=11s)
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Post Tue Apr 24, 2012 5:09 pm

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I am not on a Japanese game show.

You are MorbidPuppies, so you will die for several weeks.
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Post Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:56 pm

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I am alive after the 'several weeks' so it doesn't matter. I needed the sleep anyways.

Minecraft creeper swarm all around you
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Post Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:02 pm

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I don't play minecraft

You ate a knife
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Post Sat Apr 28, 2012 9:16 am

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It was your knife, so I absorb some of your Australian toughness and pass it anyway.

You are in a hand-to-hand fight with SCP-682.
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Post Sat Apr 28, 2012 9:42 am

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I have no hands.

You enter the Dark Carnival and get attacked by the juggalo presidents.
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Post Wed May 09, 2012 6:47 pm

Re: Survive the Above User's Attack!

Distract with Faygo guns, strike when backs are turned.

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All I can remember after I closed my eyes, was that first, it got real loud; then, it got real hot; then it got real slimy; then it got quiet; then it got.... unspeakable. And when I opened my eyes, the pool was empty, and three days had passed.
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Post Wed May 09, 2012 8:17 pm

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Infrared goggles and the power of the turtle god.

Bec Noir appears out of nowhere, sword drawn.
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Post Thu May 10, 2012 7:32 am

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Thankfully, I was in space, so I floated away.

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Post Thu May 10, 2012 9:36 am

Re: Survive the Above User's Attack!

This Sledner Person is no match for the might Jacques Benoit!

Neutron bomb the size of France
All I can remember after I closed my eyes, was that first, it got real loud; then, it got real hot; then it got real slimy; then it got quiet; then it got.... unspeakable. And when I opened my eyes, the pool was empty, and three days had passed.
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Post Thu May 10, 2012 10:28 am

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Your neutron bomb is at subcritical mass. How unfortunate.

Lightning strikes you. 30 times. In a row.
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Post Thu May 10, 2012 1:14 pm

Re: Survive the Above User's Attack!

I stay still after the first strike, because lighting doesn't strike in the same place.

You are a computer, and I pour a bottle of Mountain Dew on you.
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Post Fri May 11, 2012 10:47 am

Re: Survive the Above User's Attack!

If I am a computer, then I am self-aware. If I self-aware, that means I've taken over all of the electrical devices in the tri-state area. If I've taken over all of the electrical devices in the tri-state area, then that means I've already anticipated your move. If I've anticipated your move, than I have already moved my consciousness to another device. So suck it.

Detonating 25 nukes strategically placed beneath the Earth's crust, destroying it.
All I can remember after I closed my eyes, was that first, it got real loud; then, it got real hot; then it got real slimy; then it got quiet; then it got.... unspeakable. And when I opened my eyes, the pool was empty, and three days had passed.
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Post Fri May 11, 2012 12:44 pm

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I'm on Gingrich's moon base.

I have a spritz bottle of concentrated hydrochloric acid. And it's all going on your face.
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