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Post Tue May 05, 2015 7:07 pm

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05/05/15 11:59 PM
[×] [o] MesserTod: I am so tired
05/06/15 12:00 AM
[×] [o] Rinsankajugin: Mr. Muscle needs some grinding
05/06/15 12:01 AM
[×] [o] Randoman: Engage legs in bed mode
05/06/15 12:01 AM
[×] [o] Randoman: That is the most pleasurable position after tiredation
05/06/15 12:02 AM
[×] [o] MesserTod: Legs are in bed
05/06/15 12:02 AM
[×] [o] MesserTod: Ass is attempting to get into bed but cannot make the clearance
05/06/15 12:02 AM
[×] [o] MesserTod: Torso has given into despair
05/06/15 12:02 AM
[×] [o] MesserTod: And my head is medicated and uncaring
05/06/15 12:03 AM
[×] [o] Rinsankajugin: Massage the goongle for great relief
05/06/15 12:03 AM
[×] [o] Randoman: Yes, Tod. By all means, massage the goongle. It's recommended by 8.5/10 doctors.
05/06/15 12:05 AM
[×] [o] MesserTod: Was the half doctor just "meh" about it?
05/06/15 12:05 AM
[×] [o] N7oler101MC: Is that what the G in S-Spot stands for?
05/06/15 12:05 AM
[×] [o] N7oler101MC: ...
05/06/15 12:05 AM
[×] [o] Randoman: No, it was half a doctor.
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Post Fri May 08, 2015 8:59 pm

Re: Chatbox Archives

05/09/15 01:57 AM
MesserTod: me when the girl nuts
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Post Wed May 20, 2015 2:28 pm

Re: Chatbox Archives

Randoman: when Pokemon evolve, they're actually doing nuclear fusion right in front of you
05/20/15 07:20 PM
Randoman: it happened with chimps to humans, it'll happen again
05/20/15 07:21 PM
Randoman: ill never forget that day. when all the monkeys in the zoo started glowing with an other worldly brightness and the pen started melting
05/20/15 07:22 PM
Randoman: they broke free and in the blinding light, all you could hear were the sounds of muscles and bone stretching into new shapes amongst the screams of children
05/20/15 07:22 PM
Mr. Skeletal: th4e fuck Rando
05/20/15 07:22 PM
Randoman: ill never forget that day
05/20/15 07:22 PM
MesserTod: Yall are on some shit
05/20/15 07:23 PM
Randoman: don't you fucking forget it Tod
05/20/15 07:23 PM
Randoman: they'll do to you what they did to the park ranger
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Re: Chatbox Archives

07/06/15 03:15 PM
MesserTod: Hey, if anybody can help me find that one fanfic where Optimus Prime has a gallery of his former lovers in his anus, that would be great
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NickJackal: So I've got a revenge story from work to share with you guys.
07/29/15 09:19 PM
MesserTod: I want to hear this
07/29/15 09:19 PM
NickJackal: So there I was, putting clothes on the racks, and this older woman, fifties, maybe early sixties, comes up and asks how much the scrubs are. The sign is right next to her. I've had to do this before so I put on my smile and say "$2.99 a piece, miss." and she kinda makes a face.
07/29/15 09:21 PM
NickJackal: " Really? Aren't some of them half off?"
" Yes, miss. The ones with blue barbs are fifty percent off."
She hands me a shirt. " How much is it?"
" $2.99, it's got a green barb." The face gets worse. She huffs.
" If you want to negotiate the price, miss, you should talk with one of the managers up at the cashier's area. I'm not the one that priced these. If it were up to me--"
07/29/15 09:22 PM
Karia: oh god
07/29/15 09:23 PM
NickJackal: " Do you work here?"
I am putting out racks of clothes. I have been for the last five minutes.
" Yes, ma'am."
" I don't see a name tag."
" Oh, I'm with the vocational rehabilitation group. I'm--"
" Oh, you're one of the retarded folk that can't find work anywhere else."
07/29/15 09:23 PM
NickJackal: My smile twitched.
07/29/15 09:23 PM
MesserTod: Oh wow
07/29/15 09:23 PM
MesserTod: Tell me you fucked that bitch up
07/29/15 09:24 PM
NickJackal: I'm not done.
07/29/15 09:24 PM
MesserTod: I know you're not, I'm predicting the end
07/29/15 09:24 PM
Karia: ^^^
07/29/15 09:27 PM
NickJackal: " No, ma'am, I'm not. I have other conditions that prevent me from ordinary work, and I have--"
" But not preventing you from giving me a decent price." I drop the grin.
" Look, if you want to negotiate the price, it's between you and the manager. I can't do a thing about it and to be honest I doubt you'll have much luck elsewhere."
She scowls and kinda shrugs me off and goes back to looking. I hear her mutter "damn tax payer money goes to this" as I go back to putting out clothes.
07/29/15 09:27 PM
MesserTod: :rainbow:
07/29/15 09:28 PM
Mr. Skeletal: fuck that woman
07/29/15 09:29 PM
NickJackal: So I go to the back and tell one of my bosses what happened, and she's ready to go talk to the lady herself. I say no, I don't want trouble, and it's not worth it. One of the workers listening in on this story, a scrawny war vet, who's normally quiet, pipes up.
07/29/15 09:29 PM
NickJackal: " That bitch deserves to get farted on."
07/29/15 09:30 PM
Mr. Skeletal: OH
07/29/15 09:30 PM
Karia: wat
07/29/15 09:31 PM
NickJackal: So we all laugh, and we don't think much of it.
07/29/15 09:31 PM
NickJackal: I go back out there with another rack, same general area. Scrubs is still out there looking on the shelves. I'm surprised she hasn't left.
07/29/15 09:33 PM
NickJackal: So it comes to it, halfway through my rack, I feel a rumbly in my tumbly. I know what's coming. I sigh in frustration as I look over to the bathroom. Maybe, just maybe, I can get there without making noise.
07/29/15 09:35 PM
NickJackal: And then Scrubs turned the corner into the aisle.
As a note, the aisle is in front of the customer restroom, AKA the closest restroom toward me. I smile.
Fate's given me a good hand today.
07/29/15 09:36 PM
Karia: oh my god
07/29/15 09:36 PM
Mr. Skeletal: OH BOY
07/29/15 09:36 PM
MesserTod: oh god
07/29/15 09:36 PM
Mr. Skeletal: TELL ME YOU DID
07/29/15 09:37 PM
NickJackal: She kneels down to look at some cooking shit that's probably out of her price range going by her earlier interaction. I don't know if this woman's a kind woman outside of a retail environment, but at the moment i don't care.
07/29/15 09:37 PM
NickJackal: I wave to my boss through the back window to let her know I'm going to the bathroom.
07/29/15 09:38 PM
NickJackal: I make my way down the aisle, and the woman doesn't look up, until I turn to scoot my way down the aisle, past her. My belly is facing the shelves.
07/29/15 09:39 PM
NickJackal: " 'Scuse me." I say offhandedly. After making sure that she's eye-level with my ass when I scoot by. She looks up.
07/29/15 09:39 PM
NickJackal: And I blow her a kiss.
07/29/15 09:40 PM
NickJackal: It wasn't silent.
07/29/15 09:40 PM
NickJackal: I have the egg and bacon breakfast sub to thank for that.
07/29/15 09:40 PM
Karia: oH MY GODFBHJFG
07/29/15 09:41 PM
NickJackal: I shuffle into the bathroom and lock the door. I sit down, like the sculpture of Mephistopheles on his throne, and nature happens.
And then I hear the screaming.
NickJackal: " The retard farted on me, that retard farted on me!"
07/29/15 09:42 PM
Mr. Skeletal: oh my god Nick
07/29/15 09:42 PM
Mr. Skeletal: please tell me she gets thrown out
07/29/15 09:43 PM
NickJackal: I hear the voice of my boss, the one who knew about the incident, trying to calm her down, figure out what happened.
A few minutes later I walk out, and the managers are standing together to block this woman from the restroom.
07/29/15 09:43 PM
NickJackal: " Fire him! Fire him, punish him, damnit! That retard farted right in my mouth on PURPOSE! "
07/29/15 09:44 PM
NickJackal: The boss looks at me for a while, and I'm being quiet.
07/29/15 09:44 PM
NickJackal: " Nick," she begins with a sigh.
07/29/15 09:44 PM
NickJackal: " You know you're not supposed to use the customer's bathroom unless it's an emergency."
07/29/15 09:45 PM
NickJackal: " Now go to the back and no more bathroom breaks, ok?"
07/29/15 09:45 PM
Karia: ahHAHAH
07/29/15 09:46 PM
NickJackal: The woman is glaring daggers at me by now, and I smile at her, and put on my best 'dumb' voice and say " Dimmy dep doe." and wave at her as I go into the back.
07/29/15 09:46 PM
Karia: my fkcuing sides i cant
07/29/15 09:46 PM
Mr. Skeletal: DIMMY DEP DOE
07/29/15 09:47 PM
NickJackal: She yells some more, kids are crying, it's great. A few minutes later, the boss comes into the back, looking cross with me at first, then she just sighs and hugs me and breaks down laughing.
07/29/15 09:47 PM
Karia: oh my god that's amazing
07/29/15 09:47 PM
NickJackal: She tells me never, ever to do that again.
07/29/15 09:47 PM
Randoman: oh my fucking god Nick you're a hero
07/29/15 09:47 PM
Randoman: dimmy dep doe
07/29/15 09:48 PM
Karia: oh my fuck
07/29/15 09:48 PM
N7oler101MC: Now that is fucking fantastic
07/29/15 09:48 PM
Karia: you should post this to Notalwaysright (it's anonymous)
07/29/15 09:48 PM
NickJackal: The woman left the store threatening legal action but there's really no way that'll hold up in court.
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Re: Chatbox Archives

07/29/15 09:56 PM
NickJackal: But my other favorite story to tell was also unpleasant. Not as bad because I didn't have to see the perpetrator every day at work and not as bad because it was a much smaller mess to clean up.
07/29/15 09:56 PM
NickJackal: It's only funny in hindsight.
07/29/15 09:57 PM
NickJackal: Basically the person managing me has a "if you report it, it's your problem to clean up" attitude. Not the cool boss, but one of my managers. It's a complicated system.
07/29/15 09:57 PM
NickJackal: Anyway
07/29/15 09:57 PM
NickJackal: There I was, putting toys out. At this time, we had toys in the area where we had the misc. wares in front of the bathroom.
07/29/15 09:59 PM
NickJackal: Now, I hate. Hate. Hate to sound racist. I sincerely hope I don't. But the mexican children are the absolute worst to deal with in that store. Because the parents will go to the furniture section, not even shop, sit on one of the couches we put out, and read a magazine while giving their hellspawn the run of the store.
07/29/15 09:59 PM
NickJackal: And then about an hour or two later they take their hellions away, giggling, on to the next rampage, leaving us to clean up the mess.
07/29/15 09:59 PM
Karia: oh no, I totally agree. pretty much everyone I lived by in my senior year of college was Hispanic and their children were always outside. CONSTANTLY. SCREAMING. Their spoiled little brains out.
07/29/15 10:00 PM
Karia: It's not a race issue it's a matter of knowing how to handle your damn hellspawn
07/29/15 10:00 PM
Karia: anyways continue
07/29/15 10:00 PM
NickJackal: We've tried to curtail the problem, we really have, but the parents who are letting this happen do not give one solitary damn about this.
07/29/15 10:00 PM
NickJackal: They pull the " No habla english" crap.
07/29/15 10:01 PM
Karia: ugh
07/29/15 10:01 PM
MesserTod: Has one of you tried speaking Spanish to them?
07/29/15 10:01 PM
NickJackal: We had to put the cutlery away behind a locked glass display because the children were using butcher knives to swordfight.
07/29/15 10:01 PM
Karia: christ
07/29/15 10:01 PM
NickJackal: We constantly have to keep them from climbing the shelves to get something.
07/29/15 10:02 PM
NickJackal: I think we have in the past but we get "que?"
07/29/15 10:02 PM
MesserTod: "Habla espanol, motherfucker?"
07/29/15 10:03 PM
NickJackal: I mean they're not all bad. Some parents actually give a shit. Discipline them, follow them, you know. Be parents. Not expect Goodwill to act as a daycare.
07/29/15 10:03 PM
NickJackal: Make sure they don't die.
07/29/15 10:04 PM
NickJackal: So there I was, that day, putting toys out, five feet away of the bathroom.
07/29/15 10:05 PM
NickJackal: And I feel a little hand tug at my shirt. I look down and this sweet looking little hispanic child smiling up at me.
07/29/15 10:05 PM
NickJackal: And he says, in english, smiling up at me, his voice full of innocence,
07/29/15 10:05 PM
NickJackal: " I am going to poop now."
07/29/15 10:06 PM
MesserTod: Oh my god
07/29/15 10:06 PM
Karia: oh god
07/29/15 10:06 PM
NickJackal: He drops his jeans, and I quickly realize that he was not telling me " I am going to poop now" because he was wanting to know where the bathroom was.
07/29/15 10:07 PM
Karia: oh god no
07/29/15 10:07 PM
MesserTod: The worst part is the phrasing of that
07/29/15 10:07 PM
MesserTod: "I am going to poop NOW"
07/29/15 10:07 PM
MesserTod: So innocent and yet so sinister
07/29/15 10:07 PM
NickJackal: No. He was going to poop NOW, and this little Demon with a smiling face had chosen me as his herald, to bear witness to what was to come.
07/29/15 10:08 PM
NickJackal: I managed a quick " please don't." but it was too late. It was a whimper against the vast, evil abyss that lurks inherently in man's heart.
07/29/15 10:09 PM
NickJackal: The details of what happened next are best left to 4chan, and that should give your imagination enough to run with.
07/29/15 10:10 PM
NickJackal: But near the end of his dark work, that he was giggling through, the parent finally steps in.
07/29/15 10:11 PM
NickJackal: And leans down and says, gingerly " Noooo Angelo. No," and shakes her head disapprovingly.
07/29/15 10:11 PM
MesserTod: I love this story, and I think I speak for us all when I say we love you
07/29/15 10:12 PM
NickJackal: That was all the effort she made to stop the Demon inside her boy from commiting this dark alchemy that had taken the lives of four G.I. Joes and some weird stuffed jingly clown fucker.
07/29/15 10:13 PM
MesserTod: Did he really shit on the toys
07/29/15 10:13 PM
NickJackal: The child smiled up at his mami, and raised his stained hands to the lights of the fluorescent bulbs, which may as well have been the lights of Heaven to this thing that had rebelled against every civil and decent thing man had made in these horrifying two minutes.
07/29/15 10:14 PM
NickJackal: " NOOO!" he shouted with a smile. I could not tell if it was an agreement or a mockery.
07/29/15 10:14 PM
NickJackal: And he ran to the bathroom. Five. Feet. Away. And locked himself in, giggling.
07/29/15 10:15 PM
NickJackal: That monster knew exactly what it had done. And it laughed. I turned, horrified, to the mother, covering my mouth and nose with my shirt to try and mask the stench of Hell.
07/29/15 10:16 PM
Karia: This needs a dramatic reading
07/29/15 10:16 PM
NickJackal: And she smiled, sighed and said, gently. " I sorry."
07/29/15 10:16 PM
NickJackal: " I sorry."
07/29/15 10:17 PM
Karia: oh my ffffff
07/29/15 10:18 PM
NickJackal: The words brought me no comfort. They were false. A bedsheet against a blizzard, for I now knew Hell was cold.
07/29/15 10:20 PM
NickJackal: The shouting had finally attracted the attention of a manager, who came up to take over the situation because there was no Godly way I was capable of handling this thing from the pit. This thing that had fingerpainted strange, horrible things onto the floor and on the faces of decent plastic soldiers (and one weird jingly fuck) who did not sign up for this.
07/29/15 10:20 PM
MesserTod: I'm laughing so hard the cat is looking at me strange
07/29/15 10:22 PM
NickJackal: As I mopped up the mess, the toys walled off and quarantined, I saw this woman leave with her six other children, and in her arms I saw the devil. She'd bought him a new pair of pants. He grinned at me. There are no atheists in a shithole.
07/29/15 10:22 PM
Mr. Skeletal: THE PLASTIC TOYS DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS
07/29/15 10:23 PM
NickJackal: I knew God was real, that day, and I shudder for he is cruel.
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Post Sat Oct 17, 2015 5:28 pm

Re: Chatbox Archives

11/02/13 03:30 AM
Hugh Jackman: Spelling for Kids: A is for apple, B is for Ball, C is for Cocksucking bitch you forgot the tomato on my sandwich, D is for Dammit steven i'm tired of your complaining, E is for Enough is Enough i'm going to kick your ass, F is for FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, G is for Gun, which went off in Mommy's hand by accident. The rest of the alphabet doesn't matter sweetie, because that's all you're ever going to remember about tonight. *kiss and tucks in* Goodnight honey.
11/02/13 03:32 AM
Hugh Jackman: :3
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Re: Chatbox Archives

11/05/15, 02:26 AM
NickJackal: #balto didn’t get eaten and used for nutritional piss by a panther Demon for you to not fap to vore (x) Tod YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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Re: Chatbox Archives

11/15/15 03:19 PM
Randoman: my dick is insane
11/15/15 03:19 PM
Randoman: literally, it's not allowed to be unsupervised in public
11/15/15 03:21 PM
Randoman: so by law, I'm gonna need you to supervise my dick
11/15/15 03:52 PM
N7oler101MC: #RandoPickUpLines
11/15/15 04:59 PM
Randoman: it only has to work once
11/15/15 05:00 PM
Robin: I mean
11/15/15 05:00 PM
Robin: I guess? I feel like you'd want a line that works more often than once
11/15/15 06:05 PM
Randoman: hey girl
11/15/15 06:05 PM
Randoman: did you fall from heaven
11/15/15 06:05 PM
Randoman: because
11/15/15 06:05 PM
Randoman: have sex with me
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Re: Chatbox Archives

12/03/15 12:56 AM
Randoman: i prefer my buttholes lightly chunky with a touch of grit
12/03/15 12:57 AM
MesserTod: What sort of kinky bastard would put grits on assholes
12/03/15 12:57 AM
MesserTod: Chocoalte I've seen, ice cream I've seen. Grits I have not
12/03/15 12:57 AM
Randoman: im talking sandpaper, son
12/03/15 12:58 AM
Randoman: gravel
12/03/15 12:58 AM
Randoman: shattered glass
12/03/15 12:58 AM
MesserTod: You want an asshole like sandpaper?
12/03/15 12:58 AM
Randoman: not mine specifically
12/03/15 12:58 AM
MesserTod: You want to fuck a asshole like sandpaper?
12/03/15 12:58 AM
MesserTod: How masochistic are you, on a scale from 1 to 10
12/03/15 01:00 AM
Randoman: AB positive
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Post Thu Dec 03, 2015 5:42 pm

Re: Chatbox Archives

12/03/15 09:41 PM
NickJackal: I farted out my shithole.
12/03/15 09:41 PM
N7oler101MC: wat
12/03/15 09:41 PM
Randoman: W-W-W-WORLD PREMIERE
12/03/15 09:41 PM
N7oler101MC: OH WAHT
12/03/15 09:41 PM
NickJackal: I farted, and it came out where my shit comes from.
12/03/15 09:41 PM
N7oler101MC: HOLY SHIT
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Re: Chatbox Archives

[9:26:31 PM] <randmoan> <3 prolapse
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Post Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:49 pm

Re: Chatbox Archives

[10:39:49 PM] imbackbitches wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[10:39:56 PM] <N7oler> how do you sample a sideboob?
[10:40:02 PM] <ToddyBear> Tastefully
[10:40:13 PM] <randmoan> You're supposed to spit it back out, not swallow
[10:40:32 PM] <N7oler> wat
[10:40:33 PM] <randmoan> get it, it's a wine tasting joke
[10:40:34 PM] <ToddyBear> You can't hear it but my brothers are dying because of that

[10:46:05 PM] <Kardia> butt stuff makes me giggle

(White card: Fingering a baby's anus.)
[12:02:01 AM] <N7oler> high five, Ryan.
[12:02:02 AM] randmoan wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[12:02:07 AM] <randmoan> you've activated my trap card
[12:02:10 AM] <N7oler> FUCK
[12:02:41 AM] <RedHabanero> AS EXPECTED
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Post Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:55 pm

Re: Chatbox Archives

12/12/15 01:54 AM
Randoman: my legs
12/12/15 01:54 AM
Randoman: they are dead
12/12/15 01:54 AM
Randoman: i am dead
12/12/15 01:54 AM
Randoman: mourn me
12/12/15 01:54 AM
MesserTod: /mourns him
12/12/15 01:54 AM
Rinsankajugin: Eat them
12/12/15 01:55 AM
Randoman: i am a restless spirit
12/12/15 01:55 AM
Karia: dead fegs
12/12/15 01:55 AM
Karia: lefs
12/12/15 01:55 AM
Karia: lEFGS
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Post Sat Dec 19, 2015 4:02 pm

Re: Chatbox Archives

12/19/15 07:46 PM
[×] [o] [pm] NickJackal: Do we really have 24 users online
12/19/15 07:47 PM
[×] [o] Randoman: i have no idea what that is
12/19/15 07:47 PM
[×] [o] Randoman: cbox is stroking out
12/19/15 07:47 PM
[×] [o] [pm] NickJackal: 21 anonymous viewers.
12/19/15 07:47 PM
[×] [o] Randoman: we have an audience
12/19/15 07:47 PM
[×] [o] [pm] NickJackal: Who are you people
12/19/15 07:47 PM
[×] [o] Randoman: /sticks his hand down his pants
12/19/15 07:48 PM
[×] [o] [pm] NickJackal: What evil lurks in the hearts of man
12/19/15 07:52 PM
[×] [o] N7oler101MC: I see you have noticed my army
12/19/15 07:53 PM
[×] [o] N7oler101MC: Rando, we have come to put an end to your tyrannical rule.
12/19/15 07:53 PM
[×] [o] N7oler101MC: Step down now and there will be no blood shed
12/19/15 07:53 PM
[×] [o] Randoman: Is this about the food? Look, I can't take a pizza bath if we feed all the peasants.
12/19/15 07:54 PM
[×] [o] Randoman: If your intent is to steal my throne, have no doubt.
12/19/15 07:54 PM
[×] [o] Randoman: There will be bloodshed. :denton:
12/19/15 07:54 PM
[×] [o] [pm] NickJackal: I like come.
12/19/15 07:54 PM
[×] [o] N7oler101MC: The Pizza baths are mandatory
12/19/15 07:55 PM
[×] [o] N7oler101MC: You swore it in your oath
12/19/15 07:55 PM
[×] [o] N7oler101MC: We trusted you to find a way
12/19/15 07:55 PM
[×] [o] N7oler101MC: Do you have no honor?
12/19/15 07:55 PM
[×] [o] Randoman: I did what I had to do. Do you expect me to bathe in calzone?
12/19/15 07:55 PM
[×] [o] Randoman: You know well and good that relations with Calzonia have been rough lately.
12/19/15 07:56 PM
[×] [o] N7oler101MC: Damn it, Rando the chancellor of Calzonia is evil!
12/19/15 07:56 PM
[×] [o] N7oler101MC: You've allowed this dark lord to twist your mind.
12/19/15 07:56 PM
[×] [o] N7oler101MC: And now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy
12/19/15 07:58 PM
[×] [o] Randoman: I do what I must to protect my land. If revocation of pizza privileges from the commoners is what must be done, so be it.
12/19/15 07:58 PM
[×] [o] Randoman: I trusted you, Obi-Juan. Our sauce runs deep. If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.
12/19/15 07:59 PM
[×] [o] N7oler101MC: I will do what I must.
12/19/15 07:59 PM
[×] [o] N7oler101MC: ATTACK, MY LEGION
12/19/15 07:59 PM
[×] [o] Randoman: You will try.
12/19/15 07:59 PM
[×] [o] N7oler101MC: /slips on a calzone and breaks his neck
12/19/15 07:59 PM
[×] [o] Randoman: SHANANANNANA
12/19/15 08:01 PM
[×] [o] Randoman: WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY
GEORGE LUCAS
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Post Sat Dec 19, 2015 6:05 pm

Re: Chatbox Archives

[6:58:51 PM PST] echo has joined the game.
[6:58:58 PM PST] echo has left the game.
[6:58:59 PM PST] <randmoan> oh now you show up
[6:59:00 PM PST] <Docjackal> FINALLY
[6:59:02 PM PST] <randmoan> FUCK YOU
[6:59:04 PM PST] <N7oler> WHY
[6:59:05 PM PST] <Docjackal> YOU BASTERD BITCH
[6:59:07 PM PST] <N7oler> FUCK HIM
[6:59:10 PM PST] <N7oler> ASSHOLE
[6:59:22 PM PST] <randmoan> STUPID SHITNUT
The Slenderman, Or To The Ark and Back Again
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Post Thu Dec 24, 2015 8:22 pm

Re: Chatbox Archives

12/25/15 12:12 AM
[×] [o] Robin: merry christmas, fucks. hope it's fun.
12/25/15 12:18 AM
[×] [o] N7oler101MC: I like toaster strudels
12/25/15 12:22 AM
[×] [o] Robin: get the fuck out
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Post Thu Dec 31, 2015 10:49 pm

Re: Chatbox Archives

01/01/16 02:45 AM
NickJackal: You damn kids with your damn kids and kids. When I was your age we had kids before we was kids so we wouldn't be kids when we was havin' kids and kids was cool.
01/01/16 02:46 AM
Rinsankajugin: Spicy Buffalo Donuts
01/01/16 02:46 AM
MesserTod: Yo I heard you like kids so we put kids in yo kids so you can kids while you kid
01/01/16 02:47 AM
Rinsankajugin: Like that one kid who birthed his twin
01/01/16 02:47 AM
N7oler101MC: Yeah
01/01/16 02:47 AM
N7oler101MC: Wait whaat
01/01/16 02:47 AM
NickJackal: W h a t
01/01/16 02:48 AM
MesserTod: I am sad zim is gone because I would have used him here
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Post Sun Jan 10, 2016 7:11 am

Re: Chatbox Archives

01/10/16 04:26 AM
Mr. Skeletal: muse: 12/10 will see live again
01/10/16 04:27 AM
NickJackal: Muse SUCK.
01/10/16 04:27 AM
NickJackal: You have to listen to DEATH GRIPS.
01/10/16 04:31 AM
NickJackal: ON LOOP
01/10/16 04:31 AM
NickJackal: 29 HOURS.
01/10/16 04:31 AM
NickJackal: NO BATHROOM BREAKS.
01/10/16 04:31 AM
NickJackal: NO FOOD.
01/10/16 04:32 AM
NickJackal: ONLY DRUGS. WOODSTOCK 69' ERA BROWN ACID. CHRONIC.
01/10/16 04:32 AM
NickJackal: BUTT NAKED.
01/10/16 04:32 AM
NickJackal: MASTURBATE EVERY SIXTH HOUR.
01/10/16 04:33 AM
NickJackal: TRY AND LEAVE THE ROOM AND A WILDMAN WILL TEAR YOUR FUCKING ARMS OFF.
01/10/16 04:35 AM
NickJackal: ONLY THEN CAN YOU CALL YOURSELF A MUSIC FAN.
LPW Thread Wins: 23

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Post Sat Jan 16, 2016 8:44 pm

Re: Chatbox Archives

01/16/16 11:54 PM
Robin: okay this next one is probably the hardest one I've asked so far
01/16/16 11:54 PM
Robin: 5, creamy or chunky peanut butter
01/16/16 11:54 PM
MesserTod: chunky
01/16/16 11:55 PM
Robin: get the fuck off this website
01/16/16 11:55 PM
MesserTod: chunky is more fun
01/16/16 11:55 PM
Robin: you can go straight to hell
01/16/16 11:55 PM
Robin: do not pass go
01/16/16 11:55 PM
Robin: do not collect $200
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